Because I'm Blonde, I Don't Have To Think

I Talk Like A Baby And I Never Pay For Drinks

Don't Have To Worry About Gettin' A Man

If I Keep This Blonde And I Keep These Tan



'Cause I'm A Blonde

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

'Cause I'm A Blonde

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah



I See People Workin', It Just Makes Me Giggle

'Cause I Don't Have To Work, I Just Have To Jiggle



'Cause I'm Blonde

B-L-O-N-D

'Cause I'm A Blonde

Don't You Wish You Were Me?



I Never Learned To Read And I Never Learned To Cook

Why Should I Bother When I Look Like I Look?

I Know Lots Of People Are Smarter Than Me

But I Have This Philosophy: "So What?"



'Cause I'm A Blonde

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah



I See Girls Without Dates And I Feel So Sorry For 'em

'Cause Whenever I'm Around, All The Men Ignore 'em



'Cause I'm Blonde

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah

'Cause I'm A Blonde

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah



They Say To Make It You Need Talent And Ambition

Well, I Got A TV Show, And This Was My Audition:



{spoken}

Um, Okay. What Was It, Okay, Um, Don't Tell Me, Oh Yeah, Okay...

"Duck, Magnum, Duck!"



'Cause I'm A Blonde

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

'Cause I'm A Blonde

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah



I Took An IQ Test, And I Flunked It, Of Course

I Can't Spell VW, But I Got A Porsche



'Cause I'm A Blonde

B-L-I-N-D

'Cause I'm A Blonde

Don't You Wish You Were Me?



{spoken}

I Just Want To Say That Being Chosen As This Month's Miss August

Is Like A Compliment I'll Remember For As Long As I Can.

Right Now I'm A Freshman In My Fourth Year At UCLA,

But My Goal Is To Become A Veterinarian, 'cause I Love Children.



'Cause I'm A Blonde

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

'Cause We&