I've Never Done It Said The Circus Clown

See This Is Really My Nose

I Ran Away Back In Junior High

Got This Job And These Clothes



You Know I Started Out An Altar Boy

So That Retarded Me Some

I've Been Saving Up And Down For Years

To Have The Surgery Done



I Had A Chance Once With The Popcorn Girl

Until Her Father Stopped That

He Said He'd Give Me Holes I Didn't Need

With A Certain Knifethrowing Act

I'll Roll My Quarters And I'll Roll My Dimes

Till I Am Out Of This Place

You May Know Someone Who Would Want My Job

And A Second Hand Face



I Know A Doctor Who Can Do The Job

Back In Our Winter Town

It's Slow To Save What On This Salary

And So Much Competition Around



It Got So Bad I Just Didn't Try No More

A Heatless Low Head Of Esteem

I Have To Settle For The Paper Views

And The Occasional Dream



The Smile I've Got Is One That's Painted On

I Could Paint One On You

I Just Can't Sell Myself To Pay For Love

Like The Other Clowns Do

I'll Roll My Quarters And I'll Roll My Dimes

Till I Am Out Of This Place

You May Know Someone Who Would Want My Job

And A Second Hand Face

And A Second Hand Face

And A Second Hand Face