I Want A Big Red Nose I Want Some Floppy Shoes
I Want A Squirtin' Flower Squirt It On You
Like All The Bad Clowns Do
I Want To Juggle Bowling Pins In The Sun
I Want To Join The Circus, The Circus Looks Like Fun
I'll Sit And Work The Gate Or I Can Guess Your Weight
I'll Even Sell The Corn Dogs I Don't Care
As Long As I Am There
I'll Hand Out Baseballs At The Dunk Tank
I'll Ride My Funny Car Laughing... All The Way To The Bank

Cause I'm A Carney Man I'm A Carney Man
I'm A Carney Man I'm A Carney Man Carney Man Carney Man

The Human Cannonball I'll Rise Above It All
Up Higher Than The Trapeze I Can Fly Oh God I'm Gonna Die
I Just Gotta Get High
I Am A Carney Worker I Make Two Bucks
Every Hour Come To Find Out ... This Job It F@*%#! Sucks

Cause I'm A Carney Man I'm A Carney Man
I'm A Carney Man I'm A Carney Man
You Need A Corndog I Can Tell You Need A Corn Dog I Can Tell
I'm A Carney Man