(version Sung As OFF Enters Capital City:)

(lines By Members Of OFF Are Spoken, Not Sung; Tony's Line "Hey,

Good To See You" Is Also Spoken.)



Homer: Well, Kids, There It Is! Capital City!

Marge: Look, The Cross-Town Bridge!

(begin Vamp)

Bart: Wow!

Homer: Wow.



Tony Bennett: There's A Swingin' Town I Know Called... Capital

City.



Lisa: The Penny Loafer!



Tony: People Stop And Scream Hello In... Capital City.



Homer: Kids, Look! Street Crime!



Tony: It's The Kind Of Place That Makes A Bum Feel Like

A King.



Homer: Wow, That's Service!



Tony: And It Makes A King Feel Like Some Nutty, Cuckoo,

Super-king.



Marge: Look, It's Tony Bennett!

Tony: Hey, Good To See You.



It's Against The Law To Frown In... Capital City.

You'll Caper Like A Stupid Clown When You Chance

To See...



Marge: Fourth Street And 'D'!



Tony: Fourth Street And 'D'! Yeah!

Once You Get A Whiff Of It, You'll Never Want To

Roam.



Homer: The Duff Brewery!



Tony: Capital City, My Home Sweet, Yeah!

Capital City, That Happy-tal City,

It's Capital City,

My Home Sweet Swingin' Home!



All: Capital City! Yeah!



Closing Credits Version:

Tony Bennett: There's A Swingin' Town I Know Called... Capital City.

People Stop And Scream Hello In... Capital City.

It's The Kind Of Place That Makes A Bum Feel Like A King.

And It Makes A King Feel Like Some Nutty, Cuckoo,

Super-king.



It's Against The Law To Frown In... Capital City.

You'll Caper Like A Stup