Well I Got Your Late Night Call

You're In The Center Of It All

You're Having A Ball

And You're Really Doing Fine

A West Coast Time

And I Believe You



But Here's One For The Coast

And The People With The Most

The Pretty Pretty Folks

The West Coast Folks



And Here We Go Again Its Never Gonna End

We're All So Sick Of California Songs

Yeah, We Know You Love L.A.

There's Nothing Left To Say

Please No More California Songs

And Fuck New YOrk Too



Yeah Your Heaven Is A Lie

Just More Shit That I Don't Buy

And They're Heading For The Coast

They're Moving Out In Droves

Sending Back Reports On The Radio

With The Messages The Same

It's Gettin Pretty Lame

California Dreaming's On The Radio



And Here We Go Again It's Never Gonna End

We're All So Sick Of California Songs

Yeah, We Know You Love L.A.

But There's Nothing Left To Say

Please No More California Songs

And Fuck New York Too