Well I Ain't Never Had A Problem With California
There's A Lot Of Good Women, Sacramento To Corona
But Them Hollywood Types, After A While Wear On Ya
Strutin' Around In Their Size Zeros,
Skinny Little Girls No Meat On Thier Bones
Never Even Heard Of George Jones

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Ain't You Glad We Ain't No California Girls
Ain't You Glad There's Still A Few Of Us Left, Who Know How To Rock Your World
Ain't Afraid To Eat Fried Chicken And Dirty Dance To Merle
Ain't You Glad We Ain't All California Girls

There Ain't Nothing Wrong With Plastic Surgery
Well, Dolly Parton Never Looked So Good To Me
Everybody Oughta Be Exactly Who They Want To Be
But That Paris Hilton Gets Under My Skin
With Her Big Fake Smile And Her Painted On Skin
Never Had A Chance At A Real Man

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