I'm Gonna Buy Myself A Small Plane.
I'm Gonna Crash It On Their South Lawn.
I'm Gonna Sleep Down By His Quarters.
I'd Like To Have Sex With His Daughters.

I'm Gonna Buy Myself A Small Plane,
Gonna Crash It On Their South Lawn,
Just Big Enough For Me.

I'm Just Another Freight Truck Driver.
He's Just Another White House Sciver.
Had A Gun, Ready Your Air-cracked.
Big Bell Got Duty To Broadcast.

I'm Gonna Buy Myself A Small Plane,
Gonna Crash It On Their South Lawn,
Just Big Enough For Me.
I'm Gonna Buy Myself A Small Plane,
Gonna Crash It On Their War Zone,
Just Big Enough For Me.

I'm Gonna Have To Shoot My Way Out,
To Give The Acting Boys Some More Plot.
I Was Butch Cassidys Tutor,
Although Sundance Was Cuter.