[verse 1]
I Would Like To Be A Martyr
Over Time It's Getting Harder
Who Do I Have To Go And Kill
To Get My Face On A Dollar Bill.

[chorus 1]
Every Single Time I Look
Someone Else Has Beat Me To It
Some Poor Bastard Bites The Dust
I Really Don't Know Who To Trust.
But There's One Thing I Can't Deny
I'd Rather It Was Me They Fried
Have A Drink From An Empty Cup
Light A Match And Burn Me Up.

[verse 2]
I'm Exhausted, I'm Committed,
I'm Outsmarted, I'm Out Witted.
My Head's Filled With Dynamite
It's Coming Out Of My Ears At Night.

[chorus 2]
I Think I Am Being Watched
Electric Eyes That Never Turn Off.
Radar Beams Insinuating
Evil Thoughts While I'm Masturbating.
And Even My Old Trinitron,
It's Comin Through When Nothing's On.
Have A Drink From An Empty Cup,
Light A Match And Burn Me Up.

[instrumental]