I Don't Wanna Go And Party
I Don't Wanna Shoot The Pier
I Don't Wanna Take The Doggie Out For A Walk
I Don't Wanna Look At Naked Chicks And Drink Beer
I Don't Wanna Do A Bong Load And Go And Wrench On The Car
I Don't Wanna Go And Hose The Dogshit Down
Cause I Aint Even Gonna Get Out Of Bed
Keep On Skankin' Ronnie Skank The Night Away
But The Time Has Come For Us All To Pay
I Don't Wanna Watch No Porno
I Don't Wanna Play Guitar
I Don't Wanna Spank The Monkey
I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Corner Bar
Aint Even Got To Listen To All The Stupid Shit You Got To Say
I Don't Wanna Do A God Damn Thing
I Aint Gonna Make My Bed Today
I Don't Wanna Eat Burritos Or Read About O.j.
Aint Gonna Get A Head Rush Cause I Aint Gettin Out Of Bed Today