Bummerland, Here I Am
Better Nix My Summer Plans
Bummerland, Give A Cheer′Cause You're Only Going Up From Here

This Month, I Got Seven Haircuts
And Now My Hair Is All Gone

It′s Sad But I've Been Alone For Too Long
So I Keep Getting Haircuts

It's My All Time Low
And I Just Can′t Wait
′Cause The Quicker I'm There
Is The Quicker I′ll Say

Bummerland, Here I Am
Better Nix My Summer Plans
Bummerland, Give A Cheer
'Cause You′re Only Going Up From Here
Bummerland, Here I Am
Better Nix My Summer Plans
Bummerland, Sorry Dear
But You're Only Going Up From Here

My Friends Always Pay For My Drinks
I Can′t Afford No Nice Things

But I Hope My Bank Account Gets So Low
Even Zero
So Next Year
When I Buy That First Beer
I'll Be A Goddamn Hero

It's My All Time Low
And I Just Can′t Wait
′Cause The Quicker I'm There
Is The Quicker I′ll Say

Bummerland, Here I Am
Better Nix My Summer Plans
Bummerland, Sorry Dear
But You're Only Going Up From Here

Daa Da-da Da
Daa Da-da Da
Daa Da-da Da (′cause You're Only Going Up From Here)
Daa Da-da Da

It′s My All Time Low
And I Just Can't Wait
'Cause The Quicker I′m There
Is The Quicker I′ll Say

Bummerland, Here I Am
Better Nix My Summer Plans
Bummerland, Give A Cheer
'Cause You′re Only Going Up From Here
Bummerland, Here I Am
And There Ain't No Funner Land
Bummerland, It′s Kinda Weird
But You're Only Going Up From Here