So, Goin' Down The Amazon In A Red Brick Boat, Uh.

Lookin' For Some Secret Treasure—hot With Malaria

And I've Got That Map Upside-down

Well, North, South, East, West, “X” Still Marks That Spot

And I'm So Tired; And If I Fell Asleep, I Might Not Ever Wake Up

Oh, Yeah.



So, Goin' Down The Amazon In A Light Pink Push-up Bra, Yeah

You Won't Believe What I Just Saw:

A Full Amazing Time, And I've Got That Map Upside-down

Well, North, South, East, West, “X” Still Marks That Spot

And I Feel Like I Am Seeing Things; And If I Fell Asleep, I Might Not Ever Wake Up

Oh, God.



A! E! I! O! U! And Sometimes Y.

A! E! I! O! U! And Sometimes Y.

Why? Because People Like You!



So, Goin' Down The Amazon In A Light Green '57 Chevy, Uh.

Well, You Think That's, Um, Kind Of Heavy?

You Should Read My Poetry

And I've Been Known To Read It Out Loud