Homer: Born Under A Bad Sign,
Been Down Since I Began To Crawl.
If It Wasn't For Bad Luck,
You Know, I Wouldn't Have No Luck At All.

Hard Luck And Trouble,
Been My Only Friend.
I Been On My Own,
Ever Since I Was Ten.

Born Under A Bad Sign,
I Been Down Since I Began To Crawl.
If It Wasn't For Bad Luck,
You Know, I Wouldn't Have No Luck At All.

I Don't Like To Read,
I Can Hardly Write,
My Whole Life Has Been
One Big Fight.

Born Under A Bad Sign,
I Been Down Since I Began To Crawl.
If It Wasn't For Bad Luck,
I Said I Wouldn't Have No Luck At All.
And That Ain't No Lie.

(Guitar Solo)

You Know, If It Wasn't For Bad Luck,
I Wouldn't Have No Kind Of Luck.
If It Wasn't For Real Bad Luck,
I Wouldn't Have No Luck At All.

You Know Fear Of Falling
Is All I Crave.
A Big Bag Of Pork Rinds
Gonna Carry Me To My Grave.

Born Under A Bad Sign,
I Been Down Since I Began To Crawl.
If It Wasn't For Bad Luck,
I Tell Ya I Wouldn't Have No Luck At All.

Good Take Boys, Yeah.
I Think Now That I'm A Blues Singer, I Should Have Some Kind Of Name.
How 'bout Muddy Simpson. No. Big Homer. T-Bone Homer.
Blind Lemon Simpson. Blind Lemon-lime Homer. Blind Grapefruit Homer.
Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer. No That's... They Used That.