I Wish It Was Someone Elses Blood On The Jonnie.
It's In My Mouth And Under My Nails.
I Wish I'd Woken Up In Someone Elses Bed.
Wish I Was The Wind In Someone Elses Sails.

I've No-one In Particular In Mind Right Now.
It Was Inevitable We'd End Up In The Sack.
I Should Have Known You'd Want To Try Again.
But I'm Looking Forward Now
I'm Not Stepping Back.

My Last Lover's Playing With A New Man Now.
It's Only Three Weeks We've Been Apart.
They Sat Together And He Sent Her Flowers.
Well He Can F**king Keep That Fickle Disco Tart.

'cause I've Had It Up To Here With Little Girls.
She Looked Ugly Today Day, Smoking Her Fag.
Just Like A Schoolgirl Trying To Look Grown-up.
Now I'm Looking For A Woman But I'll Settle For A Shag.