On Blind Dates
You Meet In Corners,
You Take A Jump Into The Unknown
They're Classified, They're Top Secret,
An Antidote To Being On Your Own.

You're Standing Waiting,
You're Hesitating,
You're Thinking Maybe...well
I Don't Know
Your Nerve Is Breaking,
You've Started Praying
But Still You're Staying...
And You Don't Know For What

But I Still Say
Been Alone's So Wrong
Been Alone's So Wrong
I've Been Alone Too Long.

A Blind Date's
A Blinkered Meeting
A Rendezvous With Some Person Unknown,
A Secret Tryst, A Shady Dealing,
A Gamblers Chance When Love's Dice Are Thrown.

But You've Checked The Classifieds In All The Papers,
And You Filled In All Your Forms And Tried Computadata
See Ya Later
What A Waste Of A
Blind Date...