Sheila: Time's Have Changed


Our Kids Are Kids Are Getting Worse


They Wont Obey Their Parents


They Just Want To Fart And Curse!


Sharon: Should We Blame The Government?


Liane: Or Blame Society?


Dads: Or Should We Blame The Images On TV?


Sheila: No, Blame Canada


Everyone: Blame Canada


Sheila: With All Their Beady Little Eyes


And Flappin Heads So Full Of Lies


Everyone: Blame Canada


Blame Canada


Sheila: We Need To Form A Full Assault


Everyone: It's Canadas Fault!


Sharon: Don't Blame Me


For My Son Stan


He Saw The Darn Cartoon


And Now He's Off To Join The Klan!


Liane: And My Boy Eric Once


Had My Picture On His Shelf


But Now When I See Him He Tells Me To Fuck Myself!


Sheila: Well, Blame Canada


Everyone: Blame Canada


It Seems That Everythings Gone Wrong


Since Canada Came Along


Everyone: Blame Canada


Blame Canada


Some Guy: They're Not Even A Real Country Anyway


Ms. McCormick: My Son Could've Been A Doctor Or A Lawyer It's True


Instead He Burned Up Like A Piggy On A Barbecue


Everyone: Should We Blame The Matches?


Should We Blame The Fire?


Or The Doctors Who Allowed Him To Expire?


Sheila: Heck No!


Everyone: Blame Canada


Blame Canada


Sheila: With All Their Hockey Hubbabaloo


Liane: And That Bitch Anne Murray Too


Everyone: Blame Canada


Shame On Canada


The Smut We Must Stop


The Trash We Must Smash


Laughter And Fun


Must All Be Undone


We Must Blame Them And Cause A Fuss


Before Someone Thinks Of Blaming Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus