I Could Slip, I Could Fall

In That Mean And Awful Hall

With The Other Jealous Bitches

And The Bitter Grumbling Men



I Could Sneer, I Could Glare Say That

Life Is So Unfair

And The One Who Made It, Made It

`Cuz Her Breasts Were Really Big



Well I Don't Wanna Get Bitter

I Don't Wanna Turn Cruel

I Don't Wanna Get Old Before I Have To



I Could Bitch, I Could Moan

Say I Want To Be Left Alone

But That's Not Really True,

Because I Like My Time With You



Till You Rant And You Rave

Wishing Fat Folks To Their Grave

But I Feel Sorry For Them

You Say They Get What They Deserve



But I Don't Wanna Get Bitter

I Don't Wanna Turn Cruel

I Don't Wanna Get Old Before I Have To



And I Don't Wanna Get Jaded

Petrified And Weighted

I Don't Wanna Get Bitter Like You

Like You, With The Darts In Your Eyes

Like You, With Disdain For Mankind

I Was Charmed, Now I Wonder



I Don't Wanna Get Bitter

I Don't Wanna Turn Cruel

I Don't Wanna Get Old Before I Have To



So I'll Smile With The Rest

Wishing Everyone The Best

And Know The One Who Made It,

Made It 'cuz She Was Actually Pretty Good

But I Don't Wanna Get Bitter

I Don't Wanna Turn Cruel

I Don't Wanna Get Old Before I Have To



And I Don't Wanna Get Jaded

Petrified And Weighted

I Don't Wanna Get Bitter Like You



No I Don't Wanna Get Bitter

I Don't Wanna Turn Cruel

I Don't Wanna Get Old Before I Have To



And I Don't Wanna Get Jaded

Petrified And Weighted

I Don't Wanna Get Bitter Like You