Sittin' Home On A Saturday Night
I Can't Believe She Called Me
I've Beening Waitin' For My Whole Life
And Now She's Dead

Betty Sue..is Dead!
Betty Sue...

Sittin' Home On A Saturday Night
I've Got Nothin' Better To Do
Then To Sit Here And Play With Myself
Now That She's Dead

Betty Sue...is Dead!
Betty Sue...

[speaking]
This Song Is About My Girlfriend From 1953.
She Was The Hottest Girl In Town. But Nobody Liked
Her Except For Me.

She Was Bi-sexual...bi-sexual (no Way) Bi-sexual (heh Wow)
There's No Such Thing As A Bi-sexual In 1953!
(say That Again)
There's No Such Thing As A Bi-sexual In 1953!

She Died Yesterday (oh..oh) In A Car Wreck (oh..oh)
Looking At Her Playboy..and Now She's Dead!

She Died Yesterday (oh..oh) In A Car Wreck (oh..oh)
A Large Price To Pay To Be A Pervert

Betty Sue...is Dead!
Betty Sue...

...to Be A Pervert!

Betty Sue...is Dead!
Betty Sue Is Dead.

Oh Yeah She's One Dead Girl!