Right Now He's Probably Slow Dancing With A Bleached-blond Tramp,
And She's Probably Getting Frisky...
Right Now, He's Probably Buying Her Some Fruity Little Drink Cause She Can't Shoot Whiskey...

Right Now, He's Probably Up Behind Her With A Pool-stick, Showing Her How To Shoot A Combo...

And He Don't Know...

That I Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up 4 Wheel Drive,
Carved My Name Into His Leather Seats...
I Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Head Lights,
Slashed A Hole In All 4 Tires...

And Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats.

Right Now, She's Probably Up Singing Some
White-trash Version Of Shania Karoke..
Right Now, She's Probably Saying I'm Drunk
And He's A Thinking That He's Gonna Lucky,
Right Now, He's Probably Dabbing 3 Dollars Worth Of That Bathroom Polo...
And He Don't Know...

That I Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up 4 Wheel Drive,
Carved My Name Into His Leather Seats,
I Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Head Lights,
Slashed A Hole In All 4 Tires...

And Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats.

I Might Saved A Little Trouble For The Next Girl,
Cause The Next Time That He Cheats...

Oh, You Know It Won't Be On Me!

Ohh... Not On Me...
Cause I Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up 4 Wheel Drive,
Carved My Name Into His Leather Seats...
I Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Head Lights,
Slashed A Hole In All 4 Tires...

Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats...

Ohh... Before He Cheats...