Mark: That's The Kind Of Guy [...]

Aynsley: When You Just Stopped It Was Running On Your Head

Howard: Well I Had To Do An Edward Arnold Slow-burn, Man, There Was Nothing Else I Could Do, 'cept Play It For All It Was Worth

Aynsley: I Said The Only Other Thing To Do Is Go Get Another Can Of Beer And Pour It Over HIS Head . . .

Howard: Well, It Was Already Getting Silly, Man. I Mean, It Was Remedial As It Is, I Think . . .

FZ: Ha Ha!

Howard: Let's Not Make It Too Childish

Aynsley: [...]

Mark: Every Night For A Year And A Half, Man, No Matter How Sick I Was, Or How I Felt On Stage . . .

?: Howie [...]

Mark: He, I Used To Sing, He Used To Sing "How Is The Weather" In "Happy Together" And Pour A Whole Glass Of Water Over My Head, Man, And He Liked It So Much That He Made It An Integral Part Of The Show, The Kids Loved It, So I Just Let It Keep Happening

Aynsley: He Can't Stand It, Man, That's All . . .

Mark: And You're Just A Pansy Ass, Kiss Ass Little Girl . . .

?: Ha Ha Ha!

Mark: Simmons!

Howard: Beer Is Another Thing, Man! I'm Fucking Soaked!

Mark: They Use Beer In Some Shampoos, Howard

Howard: I Don't Give A Shit, That's All I Know It That Water Would Dry Up And Not Stain, And He Ruined My Shoes, Man! I Can't Believe It

?: Ohhh!

Mark: Materialist!

Howard: Hey Lookit, Pat McGregor!

Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic!

Howard: You're The Dude Who Said . . .

(scuffle)

FZ: Oh Oh Oh!

Mark: Materialist!

?: Ohhh

Howard: Don't Do It To You, I Don't Have Any Beer, Man

Aynsley: Okay

Mark: "New York's So Lonely . . . "

Howard: I Can't Even . . . You Keep Your Hands Off Me You Creep

Mark: "And You Are The Only . . . "

Jeff: You Creep, Ha Ha!

Howard: Stop It, Man!