I Don't Know What You're Whining About. It Was No Party To Me. It's The Worst Powwow I've Been To In A Long Time. There's No Women. Ah, Let's Get Some Beer. Let's Go On A Beer Run.



I Hit A Tree Out Of Nowhere

It Jumped In Front Of My Car

Driving Home From The Powwow

And Looking For A Bar

Don't Need A %$@!-ing Street Map

I Don't Use The Streets At All

Saw A Truck Getting Dumped Off

It Was An Old Fargo

It Was Full Of Little Clowns

Holding Wonderful Balloons

There's A Pub By The Mac's Store

We'll Stop In And Pick Up A Case

So, I'll Just Slow Down And Pull In

So Let's Get Cranked, My Drunken Friends

All The Bucks Together



Hello Cold Beer I Love You

Come On Join The Beer Run

Join The Beer Run



Start The Car Let's Get Going

And Get The Hell Out Of Here

Cops Quickly Start To Chase Us

Gun Your Car And Slam Your Beer

Don't Need A %$@!-ing Genius

To Know Where My Cold Beer Belongs

Because It's All Pissed Out In The End

And We're All Drunken Friends (drunken Friends)



Hello Cold Beer I Love You

Come On Join The Beer Run

Join The Beer Run



Hello Cold Beer I Love You

Come On Join The Beer Run

Join The Beer Run

Be A Beer Runner