The Turn Out Tonight Is Weak

The Crowd Is Looking Meager

Only 40 To 50 In The Flock

But 3 More Beers And I'm Playin' Woodstock

And You Can Probably See That We're Not All That Tight

A Couple More Drinks Will Alter Your Sight

That Does Not Mean Fight

I'm Not Saying I Have To Be Drunk

But Tequila Shots Make It More Fun

I'm Havin' Fun

(Chorus)

Oh, Beer Goggles

I Love To Put Them On

Next To Eachother At The Bar

She's Thinkin' He's The One

I'm Thinkin' Where's My Car

She Thinks I Look Good

Obviously She Didn't Smell That Fart

"Oh, What Kind Of Cologne Is That You're Wearing?"

Hey Man, It's A Start

"Hi, My Name's Barbie"

"My Name's Ken"

The Perfect Couple 'cause We're Drunk In The Head

I'm Drunk Again

(Repeat Chorus)

And One Size Fits All!!!