Sand Is Hurting My Tender Feet

The Air Smells Like Rotting Fish And Solarcaine

I Hate The People On The Beach

With Their Towels And Umbrellas, They're So Insane



I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No!



I Hate My Girlfriend, She-she-she

Lies On The Beach Like A Barrier Reef

Soaking Up The Stupid Sun

While The Radio Is Blasting Fun, Fun, Fun



I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun! No!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun! No!



This Is No Way To Spend A Summer

I've Got Sand Caked On My Feet

I Gave My Ice Cream To A Shark

And Now I've Got Nothing To Eat

No Fun!



I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun! No!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach!

I Don't Wanna Be On The Beach! No Fun.