Bart: I Got A B In Arithmetic.

Army: I Got A B In Arithmetic.

Bart: Would Have Got An A But I Was Sick.

Army: Would Have Got An A But I Was Sick.



Bart: We Are Rubber, You Are Glue.

Army: We Are Rubber, You Are Glue.

Bart: It Bounces Off Of Us And Sticks To You.

Army: It Bounces Off Of Us And Sticks To You.

Bart: Sound Off.

Army: One! Two!

Bart: Sound Off!

Army: Three!! Four!!



Bart: In English Class I Did The Best.

Army: In English Class I Did The Best.

Bart: Because I Cheated On The Test.

Army: Because I Cheated On The Test.

Bart: Sound Off.

Army: One! Two!

Bart: I Can't Hear You!

Army: Three!! Four!!



Bart: We Are Happy, We Are Merry.

Army: We Are Happy, We Are Merry.

Bart: We Got A Rhyming Dictionary.

Army: We Got A Rhyming Dictionary.

Bart: Sound Off.

Army: One! Two!

Bart: One More Time!

Army: Three! Four!

Bart: Bring It On Home Now!

Army: One! Two! Three! Four!

One! Two! ... Three-Four!