The Empty Bottle Was Half Empty, Tide Was Low, And I Was Thirsty.
Saw Her Sitting At The Bar, You Know How Some Girls Are,
Always Making Eyes, Well She Wasn't Making Eyes.

So I Sidled Up Beside Her, Settled Down And Shouted, "Hi There."
"My Name's Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm A Serial Lady-killer."
She Said, "I'm Already Dead," That's Exactly What She Said.

So We Tripped The Lights Fantastic, We Was Both Made Of Elastic.
Midnight Came And Midnight Went, And I Though I Was The President.
She Said, "Do You Have A Car," And I Said, "Do I Have A Car?"

What's So Great About The Barrier Reef?
What's So Fine About Art?
What's So Good About A Good Times Van,
When You're Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken Man?

When You're Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken Man?

My Heart Wasn't In It, Not For One Single Minute.
I Went Through The Motions With Her. Her On Top, And Me On Liquor.
Didn't Do No Good, Well I Didn't Think It Would.

What's So Great About The Barrier Reef?
What's So Fine About Art?
What's So Good About A Good Times Van,
When You're Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken Man?

When You're Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken Man.

When You're Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken,
Working On A Broken Man.