Went Uptown To See My Cousin
Plays Guitar, Sounds Like A Chainsaw Buzzin'
In The Crowd, I See His Mom And Dad
I Said "Hey, Hey Uncle, Man Your Son Is Bad"

But Sometimes, Sometimes Bad Is Bad
Cool Is A Rule, But, Sometimes, Bad Is Bad.

Across The Street, A Neon Sign
All You Can Eat For A Dollar Ninety Nine
Aww, That Old Stew Is The Baddest In The Land
But One Dollar's Worth Was All That I Could Stand

But Sometimes, Sometimes Bad Is Bad
Cool Is A Rule, But, Sometimes, Bad Is Bad.

Back Uptown To See Marie
Nobody Home, I Opened The Door With My Key
"I Love You, Huey" Was The Note I Read
But There's A Strange Pair Of Shoes Underneath The Bed

But Sometimes, Sometimes Bad Is Bad
Cool Is A Rule, But, Sometimes, Bad Is Bad.