House All To Myself - It Was My Birthday Present - But Total Wrack'n'ruin - Soon Became Apparent - I Just Wanted A Band - To Play My Favorite Song - I Thought That It Would Be Mellow - But Boy Was I Wrong - I Thought They'd Played The Cowboy Song - (I Heard It On The Radio) - I Thought It Could Be Mellow - (but How Could I Know) - I Just Wanted A Band - To Play My Favorite Song - I Thought That It Would Be Mellow - But Boy Was I Wrong - Asked To Bring Some Friends - They Walked In With Mohawks - As The Band Began To Play - They Started To Throw Rocks - Now I Thought That This Was Cool - Til They Threw Me In The Pool - The Sofa Must Of Missed Me - Cause Now It Sits Here With Me - I Just Wanted A Band - To Play My Favorite Song - I Thought That It Would Be Mellow - But Boy Was I Wrong - I Thought They'd Played The Cowboy Song - (I Heard It On The Radio) - I Thought It Could Be Mellow - (but How Could I Know) - War Declared On Furniture - Still No Mercy Shown - Anything Not Nailed - Was Immediately Thrown - Final Damage Toll - Is Better Left Unspoken - By The Time They Left My House - There Was Nothing Left Unbroken