My Telephone Wakes Me In The Morning

Have To Get Up To Answer The Call.

So I Think I'll Go Back To The Family

Where No One Can Ring Me At All.

Living This Life Has Its Problems

So I Think That I'll Give It A Break.

Oh, I'm Going Back To The Family

'cause I've Had About All I Can Take.



Master's In The Counting House

Counting All His Money.

Sister's Sitting By The Mirror

She Thinks Her Hair Looks Funny.

And Here Am I Thinking To Myself

Just Wond'ring What Things To Do.



I Think I Enjoyed All My Problems

Where Didn't I Get Nothing For Free.

Oh, I'm Going Back To The Family

Doing Nothing Is Bothering Me.

I'll Get A Train Back To The City

That Soft Life Is Getting Me Down.

There's More Fun Away From The Family

Get Some Action When I Pull Into Town.



Everything I Do Is Wrong,

What The Hell Was I Thinking?

Phone Keeps Ringing All Day Long

I Got No Time For Thinking.

And Every Day Has The Same Old Way

Of Giving Me Too Much To Do.