Ever Think To Yourself About An Option?

A Different Way To Be?

Lets Round Up The No Good Doodz And Put 'em On An Island, In The Middle Of The Sea.



I Thought Of A Plan Two Years Ago.

It Seemed To Solve Any Single Problem, That Is, I Think I Ought To Know.

It Involes A Heavy Piece Of Machinery,

That Has The Responsibility Of Lifting An Entire Country.



#1 I Pick Up That Butt-face From The Deadguy Show (who Beat Me Up For No Reason).

#2 Comes The Entire Canadian Border Patrol (who Stole Money From Me)



Sometimes Its Hard To Believe That They're Bretheren Of You And Me.

I Got An Excellent Idea, Build An Island Where We Put The Rest Of The World,

Or Maybe Just You And Me.



Here's How It Works. I Use The Crane To Pick Up Isreal,

And Softly Place It In Wyoming, Where It Thrives Real Well.

Single-handedly I Solved The Middle East,

And On The Way I Got A Nobel Prize, For Peace.



#1 I Pick Up That Guy From The Deadguy Show .

#2 I Scoop Up The Entire Canadian Border Patrol



Sometimes Its Hard To Believe That They're Bretheren Of You And Me.

I Got An Excellent Idea, Build An Island Where We Dump The Rest Of The World,

Or Maybe Just You And Me.