Tie A Couple Lassos Around Those Tits
Pour Syrup On Her Ass Like She′s Chicken And Grits
Make Her Wear A Mask Like Nikki SixxBring A German Shepherd On Into The Mix

Yeah!
Anything Goes!
Anything Goes!

Paint Your F**king Cock Like A Barber Pole
Send A GoPro Up Your Own Butthole
Dress Your Bitch Up Like A Butch Marine
Give Her 50 Push Ups While She Rolls Her Bean

Yeah!
Anything Goes!
I Say Anything Goes!

Break Out The Whips
Candle Wax
Chains And Weed Whackers
Baby Don't Hold Back!

Anything Goes!
Anything Goes!

F**k You From Behind
F**k You From Below
F**k You From Up Above
But Anything Goes With Other Bitches Too
So Baby Don′t Fall In Love

Tattoo Unicorns On Your Shaven Balls
Bang A Hot Midget At Niagara Falls
Steal A Saturn 5 And F**k An Astronaut
Zero G Anal And Weightless Cumshots

Anything Goes!
F**king Anything Goes!

Break Out The Tanks
Hand Grenades
Minus Charlie Sheen
Cuz I Don't Want AIDS

Anything Goes!
Baby Anything Goes!
Honey Anything Goes!

F**k, F**k, F**k, F**k, F**king Monkey F**kers, Say Anything Goes!