Gonna Dive Into A Jive



I've Dove Into Before



Gonna Haunt A Haunt I've Haunted



Like A Million Times Or More



A Familiar Joint



Where Getting Drunk's The Only Point



To Frequent This Place



With Any Frequency At All



Countin' On A Remedy



I've Counted On Before



Goin' With A Cure That's Never Failed Me



What You Call The Disease,



I Call The Remedy



What You're Callin' The Cause,



I Call The Cure



Gonna Sing A Song, A Song To You



A Song I've Sung Before



Belt Out A Ballad That I've Belted Out



A Million Times Or More



The Words I'm Gonna Scream



And Getting Drunk's The Central Theme



To The Lyrics, If You Can



Make The Lyrics Out At All



Countin' On A Remedy



I've Counted On Before



Goin' With A Cure That's Never Failed Me



What You Call The Disease,



I Call The Remedy



What You're Callin' The Cause,



I Call The Cure



Just A Devotion To A Potion



Please No Applause



A Dedication To A Medication



A Crutch A Cure A Cause



What I've Counted On To Pick Me Up



Has Knocked Me To My Knees



Before I Hit The Floor Once More



I'll Call It The Disease