I Know She Likes Her Magazines

And What They're Wearing Down In Hollywood

I Know She Wants Green Tea Ice Cream

And Just For Fun Melting In The Sun

She Likes Her Jokes As Long As They're Bad

And I'll Laugh Anyway



CHORUS

But I'll Never Really Know Her

She Told Me All I Really Need To Know

Is That She'll Always Get Her Way

And She'll Always Get Away With It



She Likes To Take Me Out So I

Can Watch Her Dance With Her Girlfriends

And The Cool Boys Playin' Pool Stop And Stare

At The Way She Moves

Dancin' Queen Is Blarin'

She Likes To Know That She Will Be Driving Me Home

Because I'm Too Stoned



CHORUS

But I'll Never Really Know Her

She Told Me All I Really Need To Know

Is That She'll Always Get Her Way

And She'll Always Get Away With It



She Likes Her Primetime TV Shows

With A Secret Crush On David Letterman

But She Could Never Let Her Friends Know

She's Pure Punk Rock At A Ripe Twenty-seven

I Know These Things

I've Seen The Presets On Her Car Stereo



CHORUS

But I'll Never Really Know Her

She Told Me All I Really Need To Know

Is That She'll Always Get Her Way

And She'll Always Get Away With It