You're In An All-girl Band
Your Futon's Second Hand
Your Parents Understand But You Don't Care
I Have A Job In A Shop
I'm An Undercover Cop
I Make Sure The Customers Aren't Thieves
Old At Being Young
Young At Being Old
Everything's On Hold Within Our Evolution

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You're My Alternative Girlfriend
I Love You, And Now You Cannot Pretend
There's Nothing Left That Won't Cross Over

Last Night We Slept On The Lawn
You Woke Up And I Was Gone
Back To The Dream I Dream To Leave
My Life With Her Is A Bore
A Worn-out Metaphor
No More Surprises Up Its Sleeve
We're Old At Being Young
Young At Being Old
Everything's Been Sold To Other's Revolutions

Chorus

You Live Above Your Dad's Four-car Garage
With Your Vinyl And Imaginary Entourage
If I Pull Up In A U-Haul, Pack Up Quick
So We Can Get Out Of This Town 'cause It Makes Me Sick

Chorus