Some People Like Ass.
Some People Like Tit.
But Nothing Gets Me Going,
Like Liquid Shit.

My Shit Floats.
It Floats Right To The Top.
I Wanna Shit My Life Away.
I Never Wanna Stop.

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'Cuz' I'm An
Alophen Baby
My Heart's A Toilet Brush
I'm An,
Alophen Baby
I Can't Wait Until I Flush.



You Think I'm Kidding?
Well I'm No Phoney.
I Like What's In My Ass
To Ooze Out Bolonga.

Doesn't Matter What I Eat.
I'm Not That Picky.
Just As Long As When I Shit.
It's Gooey, Soft And Icky.


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My Family's Worried.
They Have Suspicions.
And I Guess They Should
I Just Shit Out My Intestines.

But I Can't Stop, Uh-Uhh!
There's Just No Way.
Especially When I'm Going Through
Four Bottles A Day.


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I Never Wanna Move
From My Toilet Bowl.
I Just Wanna Shit
And Keep My Ass In The Hole.

But When I Shit,
I Have To Be Alone.
I Dip My Fingers In My Poop
And I Use It As Colonge.


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