I Almost Got Drunk At School At Fourteen,

Where I Almost Made Out With The Homecoming Queen,

How Almost Went On To Be Ms. Texas,

But Lost To A Slut With Much Bigger Breast-es

I Almost Dropped Out To Move To L.A.,

Where I Was Almost Famous For Almost A Day,



And I Almost Had You,

But I Guess That Doesn't Cut It,

I Almost Loved You,

I Almost Wish You Would've Loved Me Too,



I Almost Held Up A Grocery Store,

Where I Almost Did Five Years And Then Seven More,

Cause I Almost Got Caught For A Fight With A Thug,

Cause He Almost Made Off With A Bunch Of The Drugs,

That I Almost Got Hooked On Cause You Ran Away,

And I Wish I Would've Had The Nerve To Ask You To Stay,



And I Almost Had You,

But I Guess That Doesn't Cut It,

I Almost Had You,

And I Didn't Even Know It,

You Kept Me Guessing And Now I'm Destined To Spend My Time Missing You,

I Almost Wish You Would've Loved Me Too,



Here I Go Thinking About All The Things I Could've Done,

I'm Gonna Need A Forklift Cause All The Bagadge Weighs A Ton,

And Though We Had Our Problems I Can't Remember One,



I Almost Forgot To Say Something Else,

And If I Can't Fit It In I'll Keep It All To Myself,

I Almost Wrote A Song About You Today,

But I Tore It All Up And Then I Threw It Away,



And I Almost Had You,

But I Guess That Doesn't Cut It,

I Almost Had You,

And I Didn't Even Know It,

You Kept Me Guessing And Now I'm Destined To Spend My Time Missing You,

And I Almost Had You,

And I Almost Had You,

I Almost Wish You Would've Loved Me Too,