U Can Dance If U Want 2
All The Critics Love U In New York
U Don't Have 2 Keep The Beat
They'll Still Think It's Neat In New York

U Can Wear What U Want 2
It Doesn't Matter In New York
U Could Cut Off All Your Hair
I Don't Think They'd Care In New York

All The Critics Love U In New York

Why U Can Play What U Want 2
All The Critics Love U In New York
They Won't Say That U're Naive
If U Play What U Believe In New York

Purple Love-amour Is All U're In It 4
But Don't Show It
The Reason That U're Cool
Is Cuz U're From The Old School And They Know It

All The Critics Love U In New York

U Can Dance If U Want 2
All The Critics Love U In New York
U Can Dance If U Want 2
All The Critics Love U In New York

All The Critics Love U, All The Critics Love U
All The Critics Love U In New York

It's Time 4 New Direction, It's Time 4 Jazz 2 Die
4th Day Of November, We Need A Purple High

Don't Give Up
I'll Still Love U

All The Critics Love U In New York {x2}
All The Critics Love U, All The Critics Love U
All The Critics Love U In New York

Body Don't Wanna Quit, Gotta Get Another Hit {x4}

[(On The 1)]
All The Critics Love U, All The Critics Love U
All The Critics Love U In New York

What're U Lookin' At, Punk?

Look Out All U Hippies, U Ain't As Sharp As Me
It Ain't About The Trippin', But The Sexuality
Turn It Up!
U Can Dance If U Want 2

All The Critics Love U In New York {x2}

Yes, We're Certain Of It
He's Definitely Masturbating

All The Critics Love U In New York
Take A Bath, Hippie!
All The Critics Love U In New York {x4}
In New York
New York {x4}