It's Worse Than Disco

It's Worse That Achy Breaky Fever Too

This Is L. A. M. E.



If I Gotta Hear This Stupid Little Song Again I'll Die

But It's On Next To Me I Don't Know Where



Looks Like It's Sheryl Crow Or Nothing

And This Song's Sure A Big One

An' I'm Sure That It's Catchy, It's Gotta Be Making Money

But It's Burnt Crispy To Me

And I Wonder If I'll Hear It Everyday

For The Rest Of My Whole Life



Well A Sappy D. J. Intros This Song

I'm Dangerously Close To A Radio Speaker

But I Turn It Of Quick With This Crowbar



All I Wanna Do Is Trash This Song

I Gotta Feeling I'm Not The Only One



What I Wanna Do Is Load My Gun

Gimme That CD I'll Put Some Holes In One



It's No Longer New, It's Overdone

It Gives Me A Headache, And I'm Not The Only One



All I Wanna Do Is Smash This Tune

And When This Song Comes On

Rip The Stereo Right Out Of My Car



And If I Hum This One

Rip My Hair Right Out And Kick Me Real Hard!