You're A Beautiful Man
Was Cool To Hold You
Thought I Could Have You
Boy Was I Wrong
It Was A Dirty Plan
It's Time Someone Told You
You Don't Hold The World
In The Palm Of Your Hand
It Must Feel Freaky To Be So Sneaky
I Guess You Thought I'd Never Know

The One You Loved Had Split, And He Kind Liked My Shit
So You Booked Yourself A Private Show
I Know I'm Nothing Special
I've Never Been The Best
But There Are Thoughts In My Head
And A Thump In My Chest
I'm A Little Embarrassed
Is This Part Of Your Plan
I'm Not A Cardboard Cutout
Just A Lonely Man

Whose Heart Is Achin'
You're The Reason Why
So After All This
Did You At Least Get Your Guy?
We Had A Few Good Laughs
Talked For Awhile And
Walked Round The Island
Hands Intertwined
I Also Lied To You
Said I Liked Your Tattoo
I Was Only Tryin'
To Be Kind
You Rose Up From The East And Set Into A Jest
It Was Joking At Its Worst And Trickery At Best
Now I Have Come To See The Big Punchline Was Me
Your Magic Carpet Just A Vehicle For Jealousy

I Know I'm Nothing Special
I've Never Been The Best
But There Are Thoughts In My Head
And A Thump In My Chest
I'm A Little Embarrassed
Is This Part Of Your Plan
I'm Not A Cardboard Cutout
Just A Lonely Man

Whose Heart Is Achin'
You're The Reason Why
So After All This
Did You At Least Get Your Guy?
I Know I'm Nothing Special
I've Never Been The Best
But There Are Thoughts In My Head
And A Thump In My Chest
I'm A Little Embarrassed
Is This Part Of Your Plan
I'm Not A Cardboard Cutout
Just A Lonely Man
Whose Heart Is Achin'
You're The Reason Why
So After All This
Did You At Least Get Your Guy?