It's Been Days, Months, And Years Since Your Tongue-tied, Not So Awful,
Got Me High, Left Me Dry.
I Was Cold, Driving Tears, Of The Double Yellow Bloodlines.
Where I Tried, And I Lied.

I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Circumstantial Lover.
I'm Here To Ruin All Your Plans,
I'm Here To Steal You From Your Mother.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Worst Kept Secret.
I'll Come And Take You By The Hand.
But You Take It On And Keep It.

Go And Say What You Will,
All These French Words Seem To Fail You Every Time.
Get Online, Kiss My Cheek, Ring My Ear.
Every Weakness, I'll Be With You.
You're So Fine,
You're Not Mine.

I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Circumstantial Lover.
I'm Here To Ruin All Your Plans,
I'm Here To Steal You From Your Mother.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Worst Kept Secret.
I'll Come And Take You By The Hand.
But You Can Take It On And Keep It.

I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Circumstantial Lover.
I'm Here To Ruin All Your Plans,
I'm Here To Steal You From Your Mother.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Worst Kept Secret.
I'll Come And Take You By The Hand.
But You Take It On And Keep It.

I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Circumstantial Lover.
I'm Here To Ruin All Your Plans,
I'm Here To Steal You From Your Mother.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man,
You Be My Worst Kept Secret.
I'll Come And Take You By The Hand.
But You Take It On And Keep It.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man.
I'll Be Your Accidental Man.