King Kong In Cannes, On A Date With Spider-man
Dan Dare's Sitting There, Scared By The Killer Teddy Bears
Downtown, Minnie Mouse Is Slipping Mickey's In The Famous Grouse
While Big Bird Spreads The Word—
Anybody With A Heart Votes Love
Judge Dredd, Found Dead, Face Down In Snoopy's Bed
Outside, Tweetie Pie's Getting Itchy On More Supplies
Meanwhile, Snow White Getting Ready For Work Tonight
Turning Tricks With Crystal Tips—
Trying To Make The Best Of It's Absurd

Puppy Dogs And Pussy Cats In Suspect Suicide Attacks
Captain Kirk From Planet Earth Fights It Out With Papa Smurf
Some Phony Little Ponies, Preying On The Old And Lonely
Making Friends, Robbing Them, X-Men Taught Them Everything
Betty Boop's Tired Of Life, Took Vows, Became A Bride Of Christ
While Tin Tin's Been Playing Him At Caesar's Palace Live On Ice
Babar Kum-ba-yahs With The Mighty Morphin' Movie Stars
As Big Bird Spreads The Word—
Anybody With A Heart Votes Love