A Pint Of London Pride Please

That's What I'd Like To Drink

Please Serve It In A Nice Pint Glass

And Clean Off That Lipstick



When I Order Ale

I Want It Fresh And Clean

What Do You Call That Piece Of Shit That You've Just Served To Me?



A Pint Of London Pride Please

It's A Nice Local Brew

And When You Have To Piss It Out

You've Got Free Carling Too



When I Order Ale

I Want It Fresh And Clean

What Do You Call That Piece Of Shit That You've Just Served To Me?



When I'm Writing Lyrics A Nice Pint Goes Down Well

At Least That Was What I Though But Apparently It Seems To Make My Rhyming Go To Hell



When I Order Ale

I Want It Fresh And Clean

What Do You Call That Piece Of Shit That You've Just Served To Me?



I Said



When I Order Ale

I Want It Fresh And Clean

What Do You Call That Piece Of Shit That You've Just Served To Me?



{spoken} A Pint Of Pride Please Govn'r