Left For Work This Mornin'
Without Any Warnin'
That Little Tiny Gage Said It's That Time
So I Started Lookin'
But I Just Kept On Lookin'
As I Read The Prices There Upon Those Signs

Soon I Knew My Luck Was Out
My Tank Was Dry And Just About
Put Me On My Feet And Send Me Cryin'
So I Pulled Up To A Pump
Feeling As Dumb As A Stump
Grabbed That Nozzle And Bent Over One More Time

It's A Pain In My Gas
It's Killin' Me So Fast
All My Hard Earned Money Just Thrown Away
Blame Bin Ladin Or Sudan
Irak Or Iran
All I Know Is This A-hurtin' Just Won't Pass
There Seems To Be A Real Pain In My Gas

So If You See Me Thumbin'
A-beggin' Or A-bummin'
Ponder These Three Questions That I Ask
Who's To Blame For All My Sorrow
Does Relief Lie In Tomorrow
In The Meantime Could I Borrow
A Little Cash

'cause There's A Pain In My Gas
It's Killin' Me So Fast
All My Hard Earned Money Just Thrown Away
Blame Bin Ladin Or Sudan
Irak Or Iran
All I Know Is This A-hurtin' Just Won't Pass
There Seems To Be A Real Pain In My Gas
Help Me Doctor There's A Deep Pain In My Gas
Mr President There's A Real Pain In My Gas