God Help Us All We're A Nation Of Haircuts
How Can You Ever Stand Tall In A Nation Of Haircuts
We Don't Make Ships And We Don't Make Cars
But We Look Real Good Hanging Out In Bars
You Better Never Grow Old In A Nation Of Haircuts
Or You'll Be Out In The Cold In A Nation Of Haircuts
No Point Of View In A Nation Of Haircuts
Fashion Rules In A Nation Of Haircuts

Check Your Shoes
Check Your Hair
Last Weeks Thing - Oh Dear

But We Salute You
All You Groovy Dudes
Yeah We Salute You
You're So F**king Cool

Check Your Threads, Check Your Cred But You Better Not Smile
Don't Move Too Quick You Might Spoil Your Hairstyle
No Point Of View In A Nation Of Haircuts
Fashion Rules In A Nation Of Haircuts

Check Your Shoes
Check Your Hair
Looking Good - Yeah

And We Salute You
All You Groovy Dudes
Yeah We Salute You
You're So F**king Cool

You Gotta Drink The Right Drink In A Nation Of Haircuts
You Better Watch What You Think In A Nation Of Haircuts
No Point Of View In A Nation Of Haircuts
Fashion Rules In A Nation Of Haircuts

A Nation Of Haircuts