Sarah:
Hello, This Is Saint Etienne Here With A Special Christmas Message For You All. How Are You Feeling Bob?
Bob:
I'm Feeling Dandy And I Just Want To Say Happy Christmas, War Is Over. How Are You Feeling Pete?
Pete:
I'm Feeling My Oats. It's A Bit Parky In Here, Isn't It? Anyone Fancy A Drink? What's Your Favourite Christmas Drink Bob?
Bob:
Umm, Can I Have A Vodka With Domestos In It And A Slice Of ? ? ? Please?
Pete:
Certainly Sir. And Sarah?
Sarah:
No Thank You. Eh... Can I Have A Glass Of Champagne With An Oxo Cube In It Please? Thank You. Mmmmm.
Bob:
Do You Want A Drink Pete, I'm Buying This Round?
Pete:
No.
Sarah:
We've Got A Couple Of Songs For You And The First One Is...
Bob:
Driving Home For Christmas, A Smashing Song By Chris Rea. And The Second One Is..
Pete:
Message In A Bottle, A Tribute To The Gentle Giant Of Rock, Sting.
Sarah:
And Now We'd All Like To Say...
All:
Happy Christmas!!