When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunkA copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunkHe came up to my car, I thought up a little trickI took a donut, jelly filled, and put it on a stickHe came up to my window, and shouted to get outSo I quic.. Read »
Concerns Of A Gop Neo-phyte (wrong Version)
Truthnow like a viral infectionthe GOP develop a vaccineget your shot from your local Christian breeding roommake sure your clothes are blue and neo-greenwindows close,televisions on,talk show radiowhere everyone agreesthe plague is here,but exposure is a.. Read »
Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Dont)
Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brainsBut so are kids and old peopleSome birds talk, most others singI don't see you eat a talking birdPigs smell bad, they roll in pooBut so do kids and elderlyI don't see you chop off an old man's feetPut 'em in a mason.. Read »
Come Potete Giudicar
Come potete giudicarCome potete giudicarcome potete condannarfacciam così perché crediamin ogni cosa che facciamchi vi credete che noi siamper i capelli che portiamfacciam così perché crediamin ogni cosa che facciame se vi fermaste un po' a guardarcon noi.. Read »
Cheese/where's My Slice?
It's been a long timeNow it's time to get your bubble burstThings are bad enough in the worldWhy do you have to make them worseDay after day, you just gotta get itSo sick and tired of your bitching and complainingSo long you've been oppressed while others.. Read »
Canzone Per Un'amica
Lunga e diritta correva la stradal'auto veloce correvala dolce estate era già cominciatavicino a lui sorridevavicino a lui sorrideva.Forte la mano teneva il volanteforte il motore cantavanon lo sapevi che c'era la mortequel giorno che ti aspettavaquel gio.. Read »
Canzone Della Bambina Portoghese
E poi e poi, gente viene qui e ti diceDi sapere già ogni legge delle coseE tutti, sai, vantano un orgoglio ciecodi verità fatte di formule vuoteE tutti, sai, ti san dire come fare,Quali leggi rispettare, quali regole osservare,Qual è il vero vero,E poi, e.. Read »